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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 7, 2011.

  1. EDGE

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  2. Kim Jong Il

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    First of all I was 12. Secondly have you ever tried to kill a badger? They are tough wee ****s. I envisaged the first bash rendering it unconcious leaving me free to suffocate it. In reality I just pissed it off.
     
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    No - as ST pointed the strangest thing is the blow with the shovel never ended it.

    I remember my old man finishing a diseased rabbit off with a swift chap to the head with a walking stick. The dog wouldn't go near it. Myxamitosis was rife back in those days. Myxiamitosis - cruelty, chap over the head to end it certainly wasn't.
     
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    my mate tried to save an osprey with a wing caught in a fence, it stuck his talons threw his hand and he ended up choking it do death <laugh>

    animals are just arseholes
     
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    Ooo you brute you

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    Driving at 12. Tut tut.

    It's okay. I believe you. You're nearly as manly as Edge <ok>

    Ps I had to kill a badger when I was 13 to put it out of its misery. A quick whack with a heavy stick (a spade would have done) and broke it's neck.
     
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    **** the badgers, they are TB carrying bastards.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

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    The screwdriver was necessary as the shovel wasn't doing the job so I got the sharpest thing I could quickly grab and stabbed it in the brain. Thus ending the thrashing about. I ran it over to ensure the job was finished.
     
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    You are a mincer ST.

    The profile deepens.

    So we've got a the 50 year old eco warrior who minces around Corstorphine thinking he's posh.

    It's only a matter of time now :bandit:

    <TICK TOCK>
     
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    most if not all serial killers tortured and abused animals as a child. i can see this going only one way
     
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  12. EDGE

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    Shut up mate and get your tits out eh?
     
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    The funny thing is you call me gay yet there's barely a day goes by without you wanting to know something about me: what age are you? where do you live? what do you do for a living?

    You also spend a lot of time on threads like this trying to prove how manly you are and are always talking about having sex when your wife even when no one even asked you about it.

    A psychiatrist might suggest you're over-compensating for something...
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    i lived on a farm. I have been able to drive for as long as i have been able to reach the pedals. There is no law against driving on private land at any age.

    this is not a story intended to prove my manliness anyway. it was a mercy killing and i stand by my actions. as i said it would have been crueller to leave it to starve/bleed to death.
     
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    The guy's not wrong ser. <ok>


    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    So you're saying you at 12 you didn't have the strength to lift a shovel and bring it down with enough force to kill a badger?

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    Did the badger tell you it was in misery?
     
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  19. EDGE

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    thats what i said isnt it <doh>
     
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