" What the **** have I done" ??! " But they told me money can buy you happiness, lying c**nts" !! " Wonder if they'll have me back" ??! " Will I get booed" ??! " Least Fabio loves me .... he does doesn't he" ?!? " Wonder if Andre-Villas-Boas has a fit daughter" ???!
You've sacrificed a few extra bob for your happiness Money can only buy you things not happiness Not a ****ing chance in Hell Abso-****ing-lutley you greedy twat Erm....not if the pig sick look on his face after that open goal miss is anything to go by. That position has already been filled by John Terry? I hope the bastards career just slides into oblivion from here on in and he deserves everything negative that comes to him. We threw him a lifeline when he was drowning and now I hope we shatter the twats nerves when he comes to the SOL.
Imagine if we sign Defoe, he refinds his form, and Bent gets bombed out of the England side. I would ****ing howl, polish my gooch Darren you ****ing prick.
" What the **** have I done" ??! " Wonder if they'll have me back" ??! Why would he think this? Villa still have a better or similar team or ours, we arnet leagues ahead of Villa because we have signed Wes Brown & John O'shea haha. Maybe half way through season when we are 8th and Villa are 15th he might think this but not now.
Players always move on at some point and if it had been at the end of this campaign, after he scored the goals to give us a top 10 or higher finish, then it wouldn't have been as bad and he could have gone with a bit more dignity than he did. However, the way he just turned up in Birmingham hotel, 24 hours after another abject derby display from him AGAIN, and then tried to make out it had just happened was a disgrace to both him and Villa. At Spurs, he was ridiculed and his career lay in tatters. We threw an expensive life line to him and made him a cult figure. We tweeted and face booked him all over the nation for an England call up and gave him everything. In return, he **** in our faces at the first opportunity. I have never detested a player as much as I do this ****er. I'm delighted that both him and Villa are now completely in the ****e and I'd dearly love to see them relegated with that twat in the team.
Whilst i agree they are probably at least on a par with us, there are sure signs f disharmony and decline at Villa Park. If Downing is next to leave, then i'd say we are better than them, and i'd say teams like the Toon, Bolton etc are pretty close as well. (This is subject to confirmation of the remaining signings on our part) I'd still love to see Collins here, ****ing great CB.
Young has already left, Downing will probably go, their Manager will get hung, drawn and quartered if they dont have a good start to the season.... plenty of reasons to be pessimistic about Villa, plenty of positives for us.
Hmmm... Is AVB only about 31 or something which would make his daughter only in her early yteens if he has one... Now I think bent is a twat but not sure about a NONCE!! Also completely agree with what Cest said - he quoted Ashley young and Stewart Downing as reasons he wanted to sign for villa - 2 quality players... And now the likelihood is that they're both leaving - If they get relegated I will totally Laugh my ****ing Arse off!!!
"Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Al, Al, Al, Al, Alan, Alan... wait a minute, it wasn't Alan... Steve, Steve, Steve..."
In all honesty I dont give a ****, **** him, was good while it lasted, but move on, and slag him off at your leisure, right now, he is an insignificant piece of ****, but if he came back next week youd love it. and so would most of us.
Bill, I swear with everything I hold dear that I wouldn't have the bastard back for free. He is just a lying, spineless, greedy prick and we have no place for that kind of player at the club. Players can be cold and heartless but at the end of the day its how they move on that matters and for me, he just stuck two fingers up and said **** you to each and everyone of us in January. I dont wish him any physical pain but I sincerely hope his career rots in hell.
AVB is 34 in October and has 2 daughters under 2 years old! http://www.geneall.net/P/per_page.php?id=1211237 Back to Judas. I agree with all the sentiments on here. I wouldn't say I hate him mind, as that is a strong sentiment for someone you don't know, but i have never felt so betrayed and disappointed in another human being in my entire life. If Villa get relegated I will smile and say "what goes around comes around". I might even have a little wager on it to make it even sweeter. However if this looks a likely scenario come January you can bet your bottom dollar that he will be off to Turkey or somewhere else he can get another huge signing on fee and wages.
He probably won't be bothered as long as he gets his big paycheck at the end of the week. You can argue all you want about comparisons between us and Villa. The thing that shows me he's a complete greedy twat is asking for a transfer when the Turkish side came in for him last summer!! **** me why would any footballer want to move from the EPL to the Turkish League if not for money??
That's the clincher ain't it. Moving from England to Turkey is in no way shape or form a career enhancing move.