Off Topic The Moany B***ard Thread

I've created this because I need to have a right old moan.

1- Ignorant Dog Walkers
I appreciate bad mannered dog walkers are in a minority and most are wholly decent folk but I've just been out for a run and this thick fekking ***** let his great dane type dog jumpy all over me. I shouted for it to f*** Off and the ballbag owner just said 'he's only playing man' and made **** all attempt to get the bastard off me...to which I asked him if he was aware that locally, kids have been attacked and mauled by so called 'playful' dogs. He told me I just don't understand so I politely told him I'd report him and his wayward feral companion to the local plod.. and that it was ignorant dog owners like him who give the wider dog owning fraternity a bad name,

The same thing happened to my (then) 4 year old son down at Edmundbyers a couple of years ago. It frightened the wee may out of his skin and he doesn't like dogs to this day. On that occasion I went ballistic at the dog owner for allowing his dog to do this. He got lippy with my young lad and well, I really lost my rag I'm afraid and told the fat little **** I could get playful myself and slap him about a bit to se if he liked it (a reaction I'm not proud of to be honest as he was with his wife).

By the way.. further into my run I came across several decent dog owners who either temporarily tethered their pooches or got them to sit obediently.

Like I said at the outset.. there are lots of good owners... but sadly still some bad ones (who often blatantly let their dogs **** and don't clean up).

2- Morrisons
The supermarket has gone to the dogs (see what I did there). They've delisted half of their range so there's little choice nowadays and the staff look miserable to hell. I'm fed up of being asked to sign up to those gimmicky cards which you need to jump through hoops for.They will go pop soon....

 

I went out for a run this morn and got savagely attacked by an evil pooch also...it was a Yorkie though!

 

Now with Yorkies.. I just volley em'.... (joke).. but I reckon you could get a bit of bend on one.

 

You have to position them length ways and aim for either end to get good spin on them

 

You seem to attract a lot of dogs Albert..Are you a bitch on heat or something?

 

Well I'm on heat Whitey if that's an offer?

I only like blokes with arms like calves though. If you send me a pic.. I'll send you one of mine?

Off topic I won £97 today on a treble.. Safc draw, saints to win, Pards to win.

 

went for a run today and this human trampled all through my sh1t, id only just finished didnt have time to bury it or anything
WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING BLIND TWAT

 

My mate's and I were out walking our dogs and this dirty bastard in running shorts and trainers came all over us.
Now I"m not one to moan however I later found out this chap is a moderator on a well known football forum, they must have very poor standards.

 

Yo

You need to change the pitch of your whining - its obviously only discernible to canine ears.

 

Can we extend this to my hatred of cyclists not complying with traffic signs at junctions and middle lane hoggers (usually women) on motorways?

 

I'm a regular and keen cyclist and this behaviour really pisses me off. We are not all so ignorant though..

 

Whatever the moan... Vent it here.
It's good for the soul.

 

Right, if we're having a proper rant then one thing I really cannot stand is people who promise something and then never do it. Promises are NOT meant to be broken! It's called integrity. For me, this is a case of morality that defines a human being and distinguishes those with class from those who spend their lives wheeling & dealing, lying, deceiving and letting people down.

For me there is no excuse. A promise is an oath. If you can't (or won't) do it, then don't promise it. I'd have far more respect if somebody had thd balls to say up front that they can't do it, than if they promise, set up expectations and hope and then smash those hopes into the ground.

Worse still are the repeat offenders. Those you simply can't trust at all. Scum of the Earth.





PS. oh, by the way ACS, just out of general interest, are you ever going to fulfil your promise of baring your fat hairy arse in Fenwick's window?

 

Hahahaha.
I need someone to hold the camera fella.

 

Pregnant women. We know you've done something earth shattering, never before achieved in history, but do we really need hourly updates on your condition, including the impact of being up the duff on your intestinal gasses? And when you've dropped the sprog, is it really necessary to hear about his/her/its shi**ing and vomiting adventures when you're trying to eat your lunch?

Revolting.

 

Young Audi drivers - They think they own the ****ing road driving their ugly boxes. Prime example. Redheugh Bridge, on the way to the game yesterday, on the A184 from Gateshead and this absolute tosspot in a black Audi A5 cuts across the chevrons on the approach and nearly causes an accident. No indicator or anything. That's another rant - people that don't ****ing indicate. That should be 6 points on your licence straight away since you can cause a serious accident by being lazy. Also, slow drivers. There is a phrase you learn when taking your lessons - drive to the conditions of the road. Doing 30 mph on a single stretch of clear road where the limit is 60mph is just taking the ****ing piss. Rant over.

 

And it doesn't hurt as much as they say! How many blokes have caught there tidlers in their zips twice? None! How many women have had 2 kids millions

 

Two would be considered poor form in a certain part of the north-east...not far from South Shields. Especially if under 25, where at least is expected.

 

So what your saying is that round there a lot of girls have a c0ck filled fatty puss

 

The ministry of silly walks most days...they've been rattled that much!