Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I`m hopeless at art. It takes me all me time to draw breath.

 

If you were like Andi Peters, would you Take Hart?

 

yes deer.

Really am hopeless though. I can draw me pension and that`s it.

 

That's what you have to watch, when you're at the Post Office: those stag do's

 

This thread`s getting in a rut now.

 

hes be Hind you.

 

Talking of 'body parts'......
I met a woman with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit ?!?

 

Is that the way posh people say `dog`?

 

Arm off to make a cuppa tea.

 

Im back ?

 

Where`s Home and Away? Has he legged it?

 

Knee one on here tonight?

 

Hair I am marra !!

 

I wondered whair you`d gone. Cutting it fine there mate.

 

I was ear all along

 

Well ime heading for home.

 

Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.

 

Bollocks

 

You can't beat a plate of pi nacker lty.

 

The penis mightier than the sword.