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Bear Grylls

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 7, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    **** <ok>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    See, nothing if not predictable.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh> I'm so bored of getting 'owned'.
     
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  4. Erik

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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The expression 'owned' does strike me as rather a gay phrase, like in a gay S&M sense. Kinda makes sense in a way when you look at the evidence around Edge and ER.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The thing is I'd be very surprised if ER has had any human contact in decades.

    They probably get kinky on one of those online 3D sex-games

    http://www.3d-sexgames.com/
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    I grew up on a farm so I have seen plenty of animals killed even from a young age. My first time was when I was 5 the vet blasted a cow in the face with a shotgun after the boltgun didn't do its job properly. The coolest thing I saw as a child though was a cow with trapped wind. The vet stabbed it in the gut with a huge needle and set fire to the gas. A huge flare of burning fart is exactly ewhat every wee boy wants to see. <laugh>


    Personally I have killed loads of mice, a sheep and a badger. The badger took some amount of killing. It was trapped by its leg in a snare so I decided it would be best if I ended the wee prick. Several bashes over the head with a spade and a screwdriver through the eye later I decided it would be easier just to get my dads car and drive over it. The sheep was stuck in a swamp and I couldn't get it out so I snapped its neck.

    Also indirectly killed a cat. It wasn't my fault the was just stupid. It was a freezing day and I had just parked my car. The cat climbed in to the engine bay to keep warm. I had to go back out again for some reason so jumped back in the car and started the engine. The cat got destroyed in the fan belt. Pressure washed the engine out on the forecourt of a petrolstation and left the chunks lying on the ground <spew>
     
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  8. MrT

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    Were you aroused?
     
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  9. Zico

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    Are you?

    Mmm...
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Is killing animals more common in Scotland?
     
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  11. EDGE

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    Oh you foul beast you <diva>

    I don't know how you can live with yourself, you disgusting human being

    Those poor animals <diva> <diva>
     
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  12. MrT

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    After reading the badger bit....strangely yes.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Not really. This thread is mostly blokes trying to prove their manliness. I wouldn't believe much of what they're saying. It's like boys at school talking about sex.
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm not one to tell tales, but I once saw stereo batter **** out of an iceberg lettuce. <yikes>
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    grew up in the country and shot/fished from a young age, dont understand people who will eat meat but baulk at the idea of killing an animal <doh>
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    Stroking one out as we speak. <ok>
     
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  17. -jordan-

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    why is it socially acceptable to kill mice, rats, spiders etc but not cats, dogs and others?
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    I am of the same opinion LR. If you aren't prepared to hunt, trap, kill, prepare and cook something yourself then don't eat it you lentil loving ****.
     
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  19. EDGE

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    ST takes Toby to Celtic park - Guess who is who...

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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    stereo and his militant veggy alliance members will hunt you down and throw red paint at you if you harm any of the animals on mother earth.
     
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