**** that, doesn't feel right posting about anything other than omelettes in there. Sticky Trev's Breakfast and Lunch threads, re-sticky my Dinner thread and we're covered
****ing sick of reading about what these boring ****s are jamming into their fat craws. It's like a weight watchers meeting full of unrepentant fatties on here some days.
Make me you fat old **** You've at least duplicated every ****ing thread you've ever posted on here. They were all pish. Ask one of the nurses to unplug you asap, prolonging your miserable existence is bad for the environment
Not my fault your threads are endlessly tedious and are inhabited exclusively by ****s who are equally as uninteresting as your thread topics. **** off to the BBC Food site and talk with middle-aged women about biscuits and soup.
It's ****in hilarious. The two beelmeisters Jobby and Frazzled fizzog have nothing to contribute but just continuously beel.
Fruit and croissants. I complained that the croissants at the hotel were "like cardboard" so they now cook mine from fresh rather than frozen. You don't ask: you don't get.
A proper croissant is a thing of beauty. There's a poncy french style Deli up the road from me whose croissants taste like manna from heaven levened with angels quim. Most places though, you just get a nasty little twist of crap pastry.
I just eat bog standard ones but I'm very particular about how they should be heated up - 30 seconds in a microwave, no grill, no oven and they must be fresh. Don't put anything on them either. They microwaved them then stuck them under the grill this morning, bit too chewy.
So you knew it was you? ps Thanks for confirming (again) that I get on your tits, good to know you are so easy to annoy.
