9. Do you want to borrow my old 80's soppy love songs collection? - that's what I used to listen to and wallow in when I was a wet fart like that.
I know I said I wasn't going to mention anything about my relationship **** but I asked that girl out for Valentines. She made it clear that there was no attraction and no chance of being more than friends. I said I'd never mentioned it again, and we could just be friends.
Devastated does not even come close to how I feel.
And the time of year has arrived where my wife turns into a snarling beast with the filthiest mouth you can imagine. Yes, it's the 6 Nations.
Italian. Yes, I know its weird.
As it was the only thing they excelled in, they really gave it wellie.Oh dear. Last weekend was bad enough with the Welsh contingent in the family behind the Swans and elated with the result. I just hope it is my turn this weekend. The very lovely Mrs Goddershas all of her Welsh Rugby paraphernalia on show and the war of words has already started. I have a dreadful feeling that I'm in for a great deal of ribbing.
Never really a fan of Tiger Woods and got fed up with him winning all the time, but I do feel sorry to see a great sportsman having his career totally curtailed by a long term injury. He's struggling again with a back problem (has my sympathy).
Talk that drugs were found. So sad. Being a child of rich, famous parents is no guarantee of happiness...in fact, almost the opposite.It's being reported that Whitney Houston's daughter will have her life support turned off.
God, I hate the Universe.If it's going to happen, you just know it will be when we are 3-0 up away to City with 1 minute to go.
I can't remember if you said you'd tried online dating?
God, I hate the Universe.