Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Bless you.

 

Blow that for a lark.

 

He came, he saw, he conkered

 

I've just been fired from my job as a human cannonball ......... not the right calibre apparently

 

Funny that Smug, I went for a job as a circus clown, the boss said that I would have some big shoes to fill

 

I'll take that as a compliment

 

When I got sacked as a circus clown I took them to an industrial tribunal? I was claiming funfair dismissal.

 

Brilliant ^^^^

 

During the interview, the ring master asked me if I could double up as an acrobat, I said I could do it standing on my head

 

I lost a good friend of mine who worked as a human cannonball, still he went out with a bang.

 

... a party for artillerymen.

 

I once applied for job as a night vision sniper. I had no experience though so it was really just a shot in the dark..

 

Jumping the gun there mate.

 

I can't recall jumping a gun before although I have been known to end up with an old banger when pistoled out of me heed..

 

my pal got shot of as an artist with the military -as he kept drawing enemy fire

 

I bet he was framed..

 

Is that a long shot?

 

Not sure..I must canvas some opinion on it to find out..

 

I find that comment unpalettable

 

Sorry mate..There are times when I know I should draw the line..