I had a stint as a big game hunter in Kenya for a couple of years. I killed many wild animals and enjoyed every minute of it.
Sadly quite a few but only to put them out of their misery. People who kill animals for entertainment or out of cruelty are the scum of the earth and aren't real men.
Oh look, the "real men" have turned up. Me man, me eat meat, me kill animal. I bet Edge runs a mile when he sees a spider...
I killed my neighbours dog with a shovel. He was a cranky **** of a dog and attacked everything in sight and the neighbour used still leave him out with no leash. I carried out my civic duty (one swift blow to the head followed by 3 or 4 more just to make sure ones) and told the neighbour he'd be next if he didnt **** off out of my face. Funnily enough the ****bag did **** off
I've killed mice with traps of course, but also killed one with a metal bar as it was one of those crafty ones that susses out the traps. Took me about an hour chasing it around my daughter's room. The little ****ers are quick and agile beyond belief
I came through the large swing doors into the factory shop-floor, about ten guys were standing looking at something very animated, I had a look, it was a rat about the size of a cat standing on it's hind legs sniffing the air. So I ran and volleyed the ****er with my steelies it's bounced on the back wall and landed, I jumped in the air and landed my heel on it's head and crushed it to **** (Bruce Lee stylie) I turned around and ten hairy-arsed workies were looking at me with total disgust, a couple said `**** sake' and `whittye dae that fur'
Literally thousands. Tested on animals for various pharmaceutical companies. I can strip a rat down to it's constituent tissues in minutes. poor wee buggers.
The best ones to kill are the ones that are totally defenceless, a much better laugh and plus you can't get hurt.
