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  1. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    I got one you can tell your girlfriends.

    What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery man have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it <laugh>
     
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  2. Blackheath Redcoat

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    I was feeling rather depressed so I dipped my muslim friend in some bleach.

    I wanted to lighten Mahmoud.
     
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  3. Blackheath Redcoat

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    Richard III opened a camping equipment shop just after Christmas.

    A customer came in and asked if he would be having a New Year sale.

    "Yes sir," he replied, "Now is the winter of our discount tents."
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    :huh: I don't get it
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Why do Marxist Communists only drink Herbal tea?

    Because property is theft.
     
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    Q: How many Irish Folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Five

    One to change it and the other 4 to sing a song about how much better the old one was.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

    You gotta hand it to her.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A Buddhist walks up to hot dog stand and says "make me one with everything"
     
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    How many liverpool fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    3 - 1 to change it, 1 to drive him up from Milton Keynes and Brenda Rogers to say that if the referee had been doing his job properly the lightbulb wouldn't have needed changing in the first place.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What did the leper say to the Hooker?

    Keep the tip
     
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