Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Yet somehow you ended up a massive cock

 

I guess that's why I like being in the company of all of you big pussies.

 

That comment might prick a nerve..

 

It might also nerve a prick

 

You watch them that closely Smug?

 

I always thought it rather odd that a bishops diocese should be known as a bishoprick. Perhaps it`s because they are.

 

I'm after some PJ tips..

 

Ah! television, that's that device that's meant to entertain isn't it.

Trouble is my missus watches the all the soaps, the Voice, Dancing on Ice in fact every type of programme that I hate so I can't get a look in

 

Are you bashing the bishop again grandpops..

 

Not to Knight you old queen

 

I see the problem ...... your wife's a vegetarian so that pretty much means you're a vegetarian.

 

Dung can (Duncan) make your grass grow greener!

 

Smug, when she tells me to jump, I ask how high

 

Will that lead us to a new topic?

 

Snicker

 

Another one of my favourite films (when she lets me watch it)

 

I get Sky Multiroom for £2.50 a month, or as I like to look at it, for the small cost of £2.50 a month, my mrs gets to live in the same house as me and not get thrown out into the street by attempting to put reality TV on my television.

 

Travolta's best film since Grease...