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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    ...To dump a girl?

    Any experiences you'd like to share?
     
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    Zico, Jul 7, 2011
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    a right hook
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 7, 2011
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Put her in concrete and attach a big bag of bricks to her and throw her in the river.

    No more grief <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 7, 2011
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Introduce her to your gay lover.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 7, 2011
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Dump her in the middle of sex. It makes the last couple of minutes very interesting <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 7, 2011
  6. Cosmic_LUFC

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    sleep with her sister/mum
     
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    Cosmic_LUFC, Jul 7, 2011
  7. Cosmic_LUFC

    Cosmic_LUFC Active Member

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    or best friend
     
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  8. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    Zico, Jul 7, 2011
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    just act like a total prick
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 7, 2011
  10. EDGE

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    Tell her that you need to go on Deal or No Deal

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  11. MrT

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    Honesty all the way. List your reasons to her.

    It's you, not me. You've let yourself go. I fancy your sister as well. When we walk down the street there are so many fitter burds out there. Your moustache tickles and catches on my pubes. I prefer spending time with my PS3, my mates, myself etc. No offence but I could do so much better. I hate it when you cry.
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You need to eat one first.

    [video=youtube;7yl3UMO-TkE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE&feature=related[/video]
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 7, 2011
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Just keep her and get another bird as well. Start a harem <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 7, 2011
  14. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Tell her you would like to start a family,so you can rape them.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jul 7, 2011
  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I prefer to dump on their chest <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 7, 2011
  16. Southsideblue

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    By Powerpoint works well <ok>
     
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    Southsideblue, Jul 7, 2011
  17. lone ranger

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    speaking as a coward, just stop seeing her and answering her calls <ok>
     
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    lone ranger, Jul 7, 2011
  18. Kim Jong Il

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    i text a girl to dump her once. that went down well <doh>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 7, 2011
  19. B-C

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    <laugh> Done that too. ****in hell she went spastic.
     
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  20. PointyBirds

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    I've done that more than once. It's the real ****bag's way out, takes ages and leaves a lot of ill-feeling.
    On the other hand, it's pretty easy to ignore them shouting through the letterbox while you're hiding behind the couch.

    Why not suggest swinging? Best case scenario is she dumps you. Worst case is you get to effectively pimp her out in exchange for a go on someone else's.
    And then you can dump her for being a whore.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jul 7, 2011
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