Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

No need to be so stern

 

What the hull are you on about?

 

Plumbing the depths now mate.

 

Flotsum & jepsum

 

I'm gonna wave goodnight, I'm trawling the net !

 

Hope you fetch a good catch

 

Are they a double act like Ant & Deck?

 

Shivver me bleeding timbers

 

Annette will help me

 

Jail bait

 

Not at all ......... they're talented, funny & don't have foreheads you can see from outer space.

 

I must admit I don`t care for them much. In fact, I think if they pooled their talents they should be drowned in it.

 

They should both crawl back the dive they come from.

 

I'd bet they like a bit of mutual backstroke ......... no doubt they like slipping in a length together

 

That comment gave me 'butterflies' !

 

Flotsum & jepsum

No pops, they are just rubbish

 

Sorry to go 'off topic' but I have to tell you this if you like a laugh.

Whenever the 'Talentless Two' are on screen, watch the one who isn't talking ........ ffs

 

Hmmm..A bit on the side eh!

 

I have a decision to make this week, I have two job offers.

The first is as a Moderator, on here, and the other is at a psychiatric wing of a young offenders institute.

One is monitoring a bunch of disturbed & infantile misfits and the other is ............ errrr, hang on, I'll get back to you

 

I once went to a psychiatrist for penis enlargement therapy, in the end she made it Shrink.