Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

cobblers

 

I told our lass I am going to walk 5 miles a day to get fit she said it will never last.

 

I`ve just suggested that. She thought it was a good idea as every week I`d be 35 miles further away.

 

that was cruel of her i hope you gave her a piece of your tongue.

 

It was tongue in cheek.

 

I'd rather stick it in her blurt

(Not mams though obviously)

 

Blurt Reynolds. Good him.

 

Dunno if he's better than clit eastwood

 

Go on spunk make my day

 

Should have seamen that one cumin

 

Had to happen schooner or later.

 

Our lass is just back from the cake shop to Get-a-meringue

 

You seem to have a very good relation ship.

 

Jesus wept

 

Thats mooring on ridiculous

 

You should be docked points for that.

 

So would you if you were nailed to a cross

 

I thought we on about ships. Or are we at cross purposes.

 

Are you 'berth' having a go at me !?

 

I`m giving that one a wide berth