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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Feb 3, 2015.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm one of the world's leading experts on identifying bits of metal dug up in fields.
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm one of the world's leading experts on identifying bits of metal dug up in fields.
     
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  3. gas

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    C & G ONC HNC and some other ****e but I am also honoured to be a Master <cool> (bater)
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Aye, according to you I'm "barely literate" yet all the evidence points to the contrary.
     
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    That's not true - ****s are useful !
    Well you have reached an age when you need to take a rest after doing just about anything remotely strenuous - like reading ! (especially Toby's ****. )

    Basic ! - basically your vocabulary is confined to '***** and dislike.'
     
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    alwaysright, Feb 4, 2015
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm a Bachelor of the arts of war and have a Phd in how to **** you up.

    SEMPER FI AWOOOOAAA MUVAFUCKERS


    p.s. Comma's are for pussies.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 4, 2015
  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *Commas<ok>
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Nice one pal<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Feb 4, 2015
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I've a diploma in "I told you so" and a first in "I'm not listening".

    Guess that (****e) tune, pop pickers.
     
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    Don't Marry her
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Good lad <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 4, 2015
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Old red eyes is back is one of my favourite tunes.

    Mainly because I can relate <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 4, 2015
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Aye, that's not too bad.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I think the point is, no matter how good the lad is, still don't get married!
     
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    monacoger, Feb 5, 2015
  15. Blackheath Redcoat

    Blackheath Redcoat Active Member

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    I've studied advanced Being Wise After The Event, have an A Level in Getting Off Work Early On Friday and am held in awe by my peers for my Degree in Stating The Bleeding Obvious, especially when some completely foreseeable incident has occurred at work, but nobody did anything to prevent.

    However, I am not in the same league as Paddy "Ratter" Tuhey, of the Fleet Air Arm when it comes to his Proffesorship in Scoffing All The Sarnies Put Out On The Bar On Sunday Lunchtime, the fat bastard.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Clearly a D minus in English, though.
     
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  17. Blackheath Redcoat

    Blackheath Redcoat Active Member

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    I only gain qualifications I will be able to use.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Which is why I'm an A plus **** :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Feb 5, 2015
  19. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    ^^ i'll second that ^^
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    * somebody's.

    Where did you study MD?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Feb 6, 2015
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