FAO The Weegies

Right, coming down on Saturday for the hospital on the Monday.

Queen Street Station 4pm. I'll be wearing a smoking jacket and trilby with a copy of the conveniently priced Nexus, only £4.25 from all good retailers, magazine under my arm.

Anyone fancy a Pimms and lemonade.

P.S. I don't **** on a first date.

 

I'm doing something else I'm afraid.

 

I'm afraid for you too. ER's going to leave your dunger like a smashed-up jammy Wagon Wheel.

 

Washing you hair?

Did you know that Lord Mountbatten suffered from dandruff?

That's right, they found his head and shoulders on the beach....................

What do you call Bobby Sands lying on his back? A toast rack.

And there's more.................................

 

I went to the Doctors and asked him for something to keep my hair in. He gave me an empty shoe box.

 

I went to the doctor and told him I think I'm a goat.
"How long have you been feeling this way" he asked
"Since I was a kid" I replied.

 

I'm going to Lanz or I'd have genuinely met up for a bumming session.

Head over to Lebowski's, you'll see Trev and Big Senga enjoying a burger or 3.

 

I may be available.

pm me babes x0x0x

 

l'm up for a curry and a drink but no butt sex m'afraid

 

If you fancy some fatty ****in fun , give me a buzz...


And a mars bar.

 

For a moment there, I thought this thread was about to descend in to endless grandpa jokes.