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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    M6 Southbound through Warrington and Northwich was closed yesterday due to a Muller lorry <yikes> going over on its side. I foresee a weekend yoghurt and dairy shortage in the area and a good opportunity for the proper honest traders in the Cheese. Good job I was on the other side by that time looking at a jam that went all the way back to the M62. Was a Red Bull spill on the M6 earlier in the week from on of their lorries as well.

    What is it with people rubbernecking though?? It was causing a queue on my side of the motorway drivers slowing down to about 40-50 to have a look. ****ing twunts. :emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0183-swear:steam:<grr>:emoticon-0181-fubar:headbang::emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  2. saintanton

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    I was waiting for the punchline.
    #disappointed
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    The truck was proper mullered

    Don't worry the roads were better around the corner

    ?? #satisfied
     
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  4. saintanton

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    You're a little star. <ok>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Why thankee mon Amore <yikes>:emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There was a kick-off in there last Sunday evening. I had already left, but I could see it coming. The robbing bitch was in with her 'fiance' and then that Natalie came in (she's been mentioned in dispatches before) with two twattish lads, all three being spannered already. They proceeded to start ordering various shots and Jager bombs (Cheese version of). Her mother then came in and she's as bad as her daughter.

    Apparently they wouldn't leave and were screaming and swearing at each other, causing other punters to leave. It finished with Natalie twatting her mother. I believe the two are close to being barred. Her mother's a licensee at a pub as well <laugh>
     
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  7. Tobes

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    So basically scutters getting wasted and fighting with each other..............again

    There's a theme developing here I reckon.........
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's actually been very quiet in there for a few weeks. Not sure why. I walked in last night when I got back from work and there was only Banana Bob in there. A few came in later.
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Christ Almighty, what do you have to do to get barred?
     
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  10. Why Banana Bob...?
     
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  11. Tobes

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    The most interesting thing that happens in my local is when one of the old boys wins a big pot at 7 card brag <laugh>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    EVENS - he deals in knock off fruit
    2/1 - he's got a cock like a banana
     
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  13. Do I dare say the odds on favourite at 1-8 is racism? :bandit:
     
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  14. saintanton

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    Better not.
     
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    What odds on him having inserted a banana into his arse?
     
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  16. Tobes

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    EVENS, but 8/1 that's why he's known as Banana Bob
     
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  17. Tobes

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    I know we're talking Warrington, but it's not 1973, even there ffs.
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Is it because he falls over a lot as well??
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Be me <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh> Use your ****ing imagination <laugh>
     
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