Off Topic Vindaloo… A song for Poyet

Aye bus drivers go around shatting on floors all the time don't they lads

I think Paddy the Pikey was merely using code for the bus driver i.e. who was in charge of the Gus Bus. You only have to look at monkey boy to know who did. Just like those cheeky monkeys in the zoo chucking their **** about, he just has't learnt some basic human functions.

#pottytrainingtime

Anyhoo the great thing is, there will never be any cast iron poo proof so it'll forever be Gus regardless

 

Sometimes **** just sticks.

 

you said it was the bus driver not me ,and yes he would use the loo on the bus .As he wouldnt leave the bus alone unguarded

 

Weak.

The footballer said it was the coach driver.

So they never leave their coaches? How do you know? Did Ribery not crash a coach a few years ago? Where was the coach driver then?

 

he was in a different country me thinks

 

I heard the smell was quite strong. Monkey boy had ate a banana phal.

 

More likely a Fray Bentos pie.

 

Where as football head coaches make sure they fit it into their daily schedule don't they

What planet do you live on? Bus drivers don't guard the crown Jewels you know,

They also unload the ****ing buses, try watching a team bus pull in.

@mags, #clutchcausethey'vegotnowt, #0-3,2-1,0-3,0-1

 

He is a monkey though, they love playing with their ****e. Just get over it lads, he's a floorshitter

Altogether now to the tune of Nelly Furtados Maneater:

Floorshitter, make your room stink
Make your floor stink
Make you want out, of the room
He's a floorshitter
make you buy bleach
make you wash keech
make you slip, real hard in ****
He's a floorshitter
make you buy bleach
make you wash keech
make you slip, real hard in ****
He's a floorshitter
make you buy bleach
make you wash keech
Wish you never ever met him at all!

 

What tune is that to fella? He fella, he's an ugly **** and a complete ****ing dickhead, I put my hands up to that, but floor ****ting is desperate clutching you lot don't need to do. He's a monkey faced ****er with an 'Orid personality. Plenty to lay into with a bit of thought and personality applied.

 

**** song for a floor ****ter but hey who cares. I'd ride her though.

I agree there is any amount of jokes to be made. However the floor ****ting is more amusing, seems to strike a chord with us and a nerve with your lot. Its still what he is most renowned for as a manager at present poo, I mean too.

 

It doesn't hit a nerve with us fella, believe me, it looks incredibly desperate on your part and has only amused us. Mind you, Indy looks quite wound up about it.

Chuckled at comments like 'Bus drivers would never leave their bus unoccupied' . Crack on, I always said you'd maintain this when the truth comes out, you're just playing into my hands with predictability. That's another friendly banter victory for me over the landlord in my local(who believed the bus driver story incidentally and assured me mags wouldn't carry this on it was pointless). I shall use your response on this thread in fact.

Anywho, how you bitches doing? How you feeling about the season? Not been on here much. The Hull board's civil war has kept me far too occupied

 

the lady doth protest too much methinks

 

Errrrrrrrm no. I thought I was having a bit of fun and laughing at such comments below, I'm not even sure I understand why I would be wound up.

 

I stand corrected. You just looked like you were wound up by Hutch's comments at one point. What a simple thinking fella he is. ok

 

I took you as bewildered rather than wound up

 

So... Did Gus **** on the floor or not? if Nelly Furtado made a song about it I would surmise it was true.

 

unload the buses of what? players head phones ?the blokes title gives it away -bus driver , guess who unloads the kit?
As for guarding the bus yea they all just leave it out the front dont they