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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    ' Yesterday, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
    Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the correct answer '

    <laugh> Like it.
     
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  2. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    so does that also make him a part timer as well?
    I would of thought the city players all dreamed of playing at Wembley that's what every kid dreams off when playing football,. So now they are achieving their dream they need all the support they get.
     
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  3. Lan Logger

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    OTIB is about 90% bullshit abuse 10% football talk..
     
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  4. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Am I missing something?

    Wheres Massive lately??
     
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  5. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    or rod.. or tiger..this forums just full of the more.. mature posters now..
     
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  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    ROD and tiger are aggressively ****ing each other behind Greggs whilst Massive films it..... Not the sort of thing you want to see as you walk out eating a cheese and onion pasty
     
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  7. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Has Lanny the fanny blocked me? I posted directly above his post and he ask where am I??


    And Shiny stop trying to deflect the dreams you're having onto someone else you ****
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Tis true, it is a dream.... I do indeed want to **** Isabel Hodgins behind Greggs whilst enjoying a cheese and onion pasty.... but alas, my dream shall remain a dream
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Could I put a deposit down for a house in Bristol, then rent it out whilst I'm working/living down in Cornwall and pay my mortgage off via the rent?
     
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  10. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but where is Massive? And Tiger? I know where Rod is, he's dogging up at Tog Hill dressed as a French maid..
     
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  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but you need to put a bigger deposit than normal, if you tell them and a higher interest rate. Best to put a deposit down live in it for a few months then rent it out, you could still be moved to the higher rate but at least your deposit stays lower.
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I thought the deposit was 10% of the value of the house? why is it more if you rent it? I was thinking about buying a house either in the city centre or in Ashton, hopefully 3 bedroom so I could come back from Cornwall when city are playing at home and have somewhere to sleep for the weekend instead of driving all those miles in one day.
     
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  13. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I don't know mate, it's called buy to rent mortgages, check it out on the web.
     
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  14. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Wheres massive though..???
     
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  15. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    He disappears for a few weeks when he's busy in work, it just coincides the same time as Bluebaldee disappears as well.
     
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  16. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    That would be one hell of a multi personality disorder !
     
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  17. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Or sexual camping trips
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Sup ****ers
     
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  19. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    Can you believe we're going to take more to an away game than rovers get a home?
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    and nearly as much as MK Dons take to a home game <laugh>
     
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