Whit Kwalificashions do you have?

BA honours in getting lashed up and talking nonsense.

 

City & Guilds in ****ing.

 

Ain't getting on no plane, fool

 

HND in primary education

Most useless quali in the world.

 

I have an honorary doctorate from Universidad de Guadalajara. True fact.

 

Ariba, ariba Speedy Venomzaless.

 

HND Social Sciences for this one time wanabee Teacher. What a waste of 2 years.

 

Useless Spic bastards can't even spell, "University" properly!

 

Universidad, sounds like a college for Dads.

 

I don't get it

 

I bet they can use commas properly

 

A comma often goes before quotation marks.

 

Not in that context

 

I was actually speaking it as I was writing it and I had a pause, so stuck in the comma, so don't tell me what to do!

 

Just doing my bit to help out the struggling spastics on here

 

No help needed here

 

Obviously you, "don't" need any help

 

Did you write your thesis on comma usage?

 

No.

I know basic English isn't one of your strong points but please put a bit more effort in next time

 

HNC Horticulture from the School of Hard Cocks.

Not many people can cultivate a orchid in somebodies anus I assure you.