Whit Kwalificashions do you have?

Me, I've got a Phd in Witchcraft and a Masters in Voodoo.

 

You haven't even got your GCSEs ffs

 

True, but probably because they don't have them in Scotland.

The General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE) is an academic qualification awarded in a specified subject, generally taken in a number of subjects by pupils aged 14–16 in secondary education in England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

 

I posses the 25yard backstroke and cycling proficiencey certificates.

Failed the Tufty Club entrance though.

 

Toby dun a Mindy.

 

You just proved my point

 

I think you'll find you made an absolute **** of yourself as usual.

 

Drivers License.
London Private Hire Drivers License.
Some City and Guilds certificate from my last job, that's still in it's envelope.
License To Kill (not a lot of people know that).

 

I was in the Tufty club. Phew, Basic training was tough.

 

Speaking of tough do you still get Tuff shoes?

 

Nope. Nor Clark's Commandos neither.

 

I can weld using oxy-acytelene as well as arc welding

 

Like Pathfinders you mean?

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Weld I never.

 

im a koalafied nanny

 

Av goat a doctorate in stalking.

 

Deer?

 

Naw, quite reasonable priced actually

 

Naw I think he got it through one of those back to work schemes at the Job Centre.

 

I'll set them up youse knock em down.