I herb a joke the other day, about a lad called Basil who couldn't put his Caraway in his garage . . . . because it was Fawlty There's a link, if ever I saw one
My mate swears that the spice factory he worked in was full of ghouls and ghosts, I picked him up after work one day he looked like he'd cinnamonster.
Did you hear about the Indian kid who went home to see his mother for her birthday? "I've bought you some special discount Garam Massala for your birthday but I've forgot your cardamom".
Who Do You Think You Are.....If you Wannabe good you should Let Love Lead The Way to Spice Up Your Life..
That's embarrassing, Al . . . . knowing the titles of some of their songs Conjunctivitus . . . . there's a sight for sore eyes
No Honestly - Lynsey De Paul http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynsey_de_Paul I was 'in love' with her when I was a bairn
I'm old enough to remember the TV show with Pauline Collins (she was alreet when she was younger too) and John Alderton..Please Sir tell me I'm right with this?