Since it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Qatari, an Indian, a Laotian and an Ghanian went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
There you go Jasper, this ought make you feel less alone. A quick joke from legendary actor/Chair-reprimander Clint Eastwood himself.
Its from the movie 'Gran Torino' wherein Eastwood is seen milling about the house yelling racist remarks at his east Asian neighbors. It was a fantastic movie yet i cant seem to shake the feeling that ol' Clint was unaware of the camera in his Kitchen half the time.
I am a Pats fan so obviously glad they won. But I could have accepted a lose to any other team. The Seahawks are thugs, that brawl at the end was sad.
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news...der-fourth-sub-end-triple-172432835--sow.html Consideration being given to removing triple punishment where a penalty is awarded, a player gets a red card and then has a subsequent suspension.
Finally watched the 100th Glee episode. It proved that the best couples in all the seasons is without a doubt Brittany and Santana and Puck and Quinn. Of all the gagillions of relationship combinations there have been, those are the only two that felt genuine IMO.
