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  1. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Liar or were you a good old fashioned lover boy?
     
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    grandpops, Jan 31, 2015
  2. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    True this, my mates mam & dad are getting divorced

    She said i want the kitchen table

    He said you didnt want the bed

    Aye because you ****ed her in it

    So you wont the table then
     
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    C19RK73, Jan 31, 2015
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    My girlfriends dad asked me "what I do"..?
    Apparently,, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

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    Not a very niece thing to say..
     
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  5. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    I was playing poker and my mate raised me his mother’s sister.....Trust him to up the auntie
     
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    Montysoptician, Feb 1, 2015
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  6. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    did he run out of fine auntses ?
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 1, 2015
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    Sounds like the chips are down..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 1, 2015
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  8. Brian Storm

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    A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
     
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    Brian Storm, Feb 1, 2015
  9. Rick O'Shea

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    That put a
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    on my face.
     
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  10. MrRAWhite

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    Sounds like a load of waffle to me like..
     
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    I went into the chinese resteraunt and asked are you foo king the cook and he said no i am wan king the chef.
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    John MaCain pun.
     
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  13. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    love chips me .... I have the face that lunched a thousand chips
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 1, 2015
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    My daughter brought her first boyfriend home so I collared him when she was out of the room.
    When I said, "You lay a finger on her and I'll cut your ****ing face open," he started crying.

















    Well, that's 7 year old's for you <doh>
     
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    grandpops and its been fun thanks :) like this.
  15. grandpops

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    Having children is a heir raising experience.
     
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    grandpops, Feb 1, 2015
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  16. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Boys should expect to be throne off every wall when they come round here
     
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  17. grandpops

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    If they fell into a vat of blue ink would they be blue prince? <doh><sorry>
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

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    And then if they touched the door handle would they leave finger prince..
     
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  19. grandpops

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    They might give it a whorl.
     
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    grandpops, Feb 1, 2015
  20. MrRAWhite

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    That would put the icing on the cake..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 1, 2015
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