Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Don't know about that, but she is always badgering me..

 

I used to have a local job filming badgers, had to give it up when they moved the set.

 

the badger o' honor for brave work ...

 

I'm surprised how well they survive in Britain...I always thought they needed an otter climate..

 

I think my mate is a taxidermist, I was on the phone to him and he said "I'll ring you back mate, I'm just stuffing my wife's Beaver".

 

All sounds good as long as it doesn't smell like a skunk...

 

Hate Skunks me mate, especially when ammonia few feet from a nest.

 

I hate The Skunks too...Black and White twats..

 

I set em up, you knock em down, it's just like bowling.

 

I read about a mountaineer who got half way up a rock face but had to give up. He just couldn`t climate.

 

Canny job that like...Money for old rope..

 

What gail platt got to do with it?

 

That`s knot a proper job.

 

I'm dock having that

 

I know a chap who collected old rope. He built a hempire.

 

Did your granny tell you that one?

 

Slipped up there didn`t I?

 

I'm a frayed knot !!

 

Noose she didn`t

 

I think I will just skip these rope puns..