Morning Andy I liked your prose Well, as far as saving the thread goes But poor Beppe, a slap head? On his arrival he once said "Sir Elton is showing me how it grows"
The defence might be still full of holes With no-one quite sure of their roles But let come what may I'm sure Beppe will say My legacy's a hatful of goals
I'm sure what Beppe would say "I showed you my way to play, Leaving the team in position three Was an excellent place to be So please don't throw it all away
This is my favourite on the thread so far, charlie! Love it. Reminds me of paying for my shopping at the self-serve tills in Tesco...
Now Norfolk is well known for wherries And Dover's linked often with ferries Bournemouth I think May soon have a link As the place where the Horns thrashed the Cherries
Totally out of order Theo - it is bad enough that some of you have this campaign going to keep this thread alive by honouring Beppe - but to stoop to any old limerick not related is just plain out of order
Agreed, Leo, there's nothing worse Or sure to elicit a curse But we shouldn't forget It seems wrong but yet Beppe's first love was lyrical verse
Oh deary, oh deary old me, This thread is a fun one to see, What I watch from afar, As I slurp from my jar, Is some verse that should get a fee.
Frenchie joining in is just what we need I don't know why he cannot just read If he adds to this thread It will never be dead "Kill the thread" will become my creed
Yorkie could be the next preacher Not a long step for an old teacher We don't need him here He should stick to his beer How long will it take him to feature?
Frenchie I'm pleased your on this thread To Take the time and put down your red Now Leo feigns great displeasure But we already have his measure He's well pleased when alls done and said
On Sunday I hope it's not snowing As I set off on holiday knowing That Beppe is counting On post numbers mounting So I trust that you'll all keep it going
Beppe's follicles God did thwart, Or his hair's infinitely short, Well nevertheless, Whatever my guess, His coiffure amounts to naught.
So Theo, you're going away Wherever it is that you stay Try giving it a lift By reading The Morning Gift Silly me, you wrote that, hooray
Thanks Frenchie for a great Match Thread And saving these postings in our sted You saved it in time But didn't use rhyme Goes to show you're not easily led
I think, in this cold Winter spell, Our Beppe would do rather well, To place some mohair On his head so bare, Will it look good? Who can tell!
Down at the Goldsands tonight We hope Watford put up a fight I saw Beppe tweet That should Bournemouth we beat Our future may look very bright
If the Mods gave me a choice To veto this thread with my voice I confess I would say Delete it ? Oh nay We'll keep it here for the boys
Off topic but hopefully Theo will look in here before his holiday - Theo you have done some future predictions for your holiday but not included the week of 7th feb - was that intentional?