Why Man Utd wont sign another player ever!

I can't believe that no one has pointed out how much debt we are in. We are in £1 gabazabadoodillion of debt and will never sign another player again. We will have to buy players from Lidl Portugal for 16 pence and a bag of Wotsits each. Mid table security in League One should be our medium term target.

It's possibly the worst time ever to be Man Utd.

 

Don't forget fergie is panic buying players because king kenny's reign of terror has begun!

 

Damn right. King Kenny has a £1 trilozilokilowilodillion war chest to spend on delivering SAF's head to the Kop so the Liverpool faithful can queue up to stick their dicks in his mouth. I think that's the latest party line...

 

Before i came on this i read redcafe a lot (still do) for the latest news and laughs. I recall this for the laugh it gave me and epitomizes the blind belief of some Liverpudlians. Just in case you haven't read it...

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Lol Jezz, that is a quality read mate. You get some rep for posting that gem

 

credit goes to whoever made it, i just remembered reading it and searched for it.

 

I for one am worried about King Kenny being back.So too by the looks of it is Mr Ferguson.See he is trying to buy all the players Liverpool want but do they really want them?Because you see what Lord Kenny is doing is pretending to bid for the ****test players in the league then when Ferguson puts in a bid, God Kenny puts an even bigger bid in so that Little Ferguson is forced to spend money he hasn't got, thus putting us in further ****.See Zeus Kenny's aim is to destroy Manchester United and Ferguson.He has done it before in 1995 with little Blackburn and he did it when Liverpool beat United to a pulp in March.Mark my words.He's back to do it again.Ferguson is trembling at the knees from a side who finished 6th and are making a statement of intent by signing world class players like Henderson, Adam and Downing who will arguably strike fear into Barcelona.

 

That is very good. Could anyone read the text without highlighting it? I'm colourblind so maybe that had something to do with it?!

 

My sources close to a club ( not exactly sure which one ) have informed me Man Utd will cease to exist in a matter of weeks.

The evidence of this is Man City are clearly building up to becoming Man City United as shown with their stadium name change ( United Stadium ).

I would like to give a shout out to Nohlman.....**** YOU NOHLMAN