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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Sorry if I'm not into, or used to sharing my women with 14 others<laugh>
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer wife is. She especially likes being slapped across the face while being ****ed up the arse.

    And she serves sandwiches and biscuits afterwards.
     
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  3. King Shergar

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    I wish she was that filthy, I might get some more action then <laugh>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, you need to stop her giving it out and get her back to giving it to you.

    I'll have a word with her. Don't you worry, mate. <ok>
     
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  5. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    She already has a gay best friend, she don't need another one thanks :biggrin:
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You fell for that? <laugh>

    Aye, the "gay" best friend. Oldest ruse in the book. <laugh>
     
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  7. King Shergar

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    Trust me if you met him you wouldn't be concerned, he makes Louis Spence look like an alpha male <laugh>

    Him and his partner actually came round mine once for a drink one evening, I don't think I've ever felt so uncomfortable!

    I'm not homophobic, I just don't want them in my house <laugh>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Smiley overkill
     
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  9. Mick

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    He's already beeling about the removal of dislikes - remove the < doh > smiley and his entire contribution to the site would be down by about 80%.
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    In fairness, if you also removed "^^****^^" then 50% of the posts on here would disappear.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I was talking about the Horsey guy who is about as funny as testicular cancer
     
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  12. Mick

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    Yet you knew who I was talking about <whistle>
     
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  13. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ^^ **** ^^
     
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  14. ERINBLACK

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    ****S!!

    All of you!
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    If he removed ****s altogether then 50% of the posters would disappear.
     
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  16. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Ok Div <laugh>
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ^^ East end tramp ^^
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl>
     
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  19. Chief

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    Take away the *****'s and that's 100% gone.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No need for the apostrophe, *****
     
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