Yer wife is. She especially likes being slapped across the face while being ****ed up the arse. And she serves sandwiches and biscuits afterwards.
Well, you need to stop her giving it out and get her back to giving it to you. I'll have a word with her. Don't you worry, mate.
Trust me if you met him you wouldn't be concerned, he makes Louis Spence look like an alpha male Him and his partner actually came round mine once for a drink one evening, I don't think I've ever felt so uncomfortable! I'm not homophobic, I just don't want them in my house
He's already beeling about the removal of dislikes - remove the < doh > smiley and his entire contribution to the site would be down by about 80%.