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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Blizzard in Mansfield, I bet the Southern Spurs Softies are looking forward to having a semi in Yorkshire <ok>
     
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  2. Home_and_Away

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    When Duran Duran played a gig in Leeds... Simon the lead singer got a bit excited looking at the birds in the crowd. He ended up with a 'Semi LeBon'
     
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  3. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    They might get wood
     
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  4. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    I logged on for a re-ply like this one, but it turns out it's knot what I expected ...
     
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  5. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Slipped through the net
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

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    Back to the employment theme..Wasn't Jesus renowned for working on his wood..
     
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  7. Home_and_Away

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    I have a few jokes about unemployed people...But it doesn't matter none of them work
     
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  8. MrRAWhite

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    I will give you the benefit of the doubt with this one..
     
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  9. Home_and_Away

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    I'll pull a few strings.. And get you some fiddle work
     
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  10. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    He was offered a job but refused, said they would hammer him with tax
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    That was a nailed on certainty..
     
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  12. Home_and_Away

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    With a job... He would be 'galvanised'
     
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  13. C19RK73

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    Poor bloke thorned he knew best
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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  15. Home_and_Away

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    Hope he doesn't go down The Crown with that attitude... He'll get crucified !!
     
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  16. C19RK73

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    Well judas was a prick
     
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  17. Home_and_Away

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    Shhhh.... You'll make him cross !!
     
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  18. C19RK73

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    Just need to cross his palm
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    Just resurrecting old jokes now eh!
     
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  20. C19RK73

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    Life after death
     
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