Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

That might have been true originally, but in reality it has just opened a can of dormant puns hiding beneath the surface from all of the rest of the posters, not least your good self...

 

That would be a Luxory mate.

I attempted to impersonate a Pharoah once, I got a letter from his lawyer telling me he intended to Suez for defamation of character.

 

Did you get the scrolls ......... if you did you can get tablets for it

 

I was unemployed at the time mate, I said you'll have to wait til Wednesday so I can go down the Post Office and pick up me cairo cheque.

 

Aren't they the ones written out on papyrus?

 

Funny that Terry, I broke my leg on holiday in Egypt and was sent to a Cairo-practor

 

Yeah mate, I never read them, I just gave them to Aladdin the bank and he cashed it for me.

 

I get mixed up with these people, was he the one with the 4 tea thieves?

 

I used to be a Chiropractor, hands down the best job I ever had.

 

I don't like those joints .....

 

No that was Pharoah Gerrard, and it wasn't tea it was camels.

 

Graeme Norton said he has never enjoyed anything better than Aladdin..

 

Proper peter pansy him like

 

I think he smells, as well - that might be the beans talk.

 

I found that quite funny ogre here

 

Why does Peter Pan always fly....???
Because he 'Neverlands' !!

 

Funny ogre.??? I heard he was a 'nervous Shrek'

 

Is it wayning where you are?

 

Pissing down in Costa del Darlo (as always!!)

 

Snowing in sunderland by the sea like