Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Haha, I went on a date with a croupier from the 235 in town, she wasn't the full deck mind, bit slow.

 

I bet she thought you were a right joker..

 

I don't care what she thought of me, I was only trying to poker

 

I bet...Right up her ace as well eh!

 

She did have a great pair, she let me Hold'em once.

 

Now you are just bragging..

 

I didn't have the patience in the end for her mate.

 

I'm scared of heights, I need somebody to hold my hand.

 

www.conjunctivitis.com.... Now there's a site for sore eyes

 

My eyes are terrible.... i went to to the shop to buy 8 sprites i came home and realised id picked 7 up

 

Why on earth are you having a pop at Monty?

 

Montys glasses are so thick, when he looks at a map he can see people waving!!

 

Yes..I can just imagine him making a spectacle of himself..

 

I saw an advert in a shop window saying,

Television for sale, £1.00...volume stuck on full

I thought, "I can't turn that down"

 

These puns are getting cornea every day .......

 

Evening all, just catching up.

3358 views. Amazing. They`re certainly keeping an eye on this thread.

 

Why like, do you think it should be 'for your eyes only' ............ you should be 'shaken not stirred'.

 

I`m no cowboy mate. Not trying to stirrup trouble or owt.

 

Some very blinkered comments on here..