I once worked in a knackers yard and a huge lorry arrived with a delivery .......... what a load of bollox.
I went out with Tina Turner once but she was a bit frigid ...... I couldn't be doing with all her weird Nutbush & Titty limits.
I used to go out with a bird who worked for Cadbury's, she loved it when I Whispa'd in her ear, bought her Roses and slipped her a few Fingers. We got a bit heavy and agreed to take some Time Out, next thing I know I see her having dinner with some packer from the Fudge line.
She wasn't bad you know, little bit on the Chunky side, if she wasn't such a Lion bitch I'd probably take her back.
No, never gonna let her back in my life, Butterfingered her in the bogs at Belle Vue race track, not seen her since then, heard she's had a daughter... Baby Ruth.