Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

No size zero then michelin man

 

I attempted to have sex with a lass I met on the internet ....... sadly I couldn't enter my log in

 

Not quite ready for the knackers yard yet marra !!!

 

I once worked in a knackers yard and a huge lorry arrived with a delivery .......... what a load of bollox.

 

If APPLE made vehicles... Would they have 'windows' ???

 

Steamy ones?

 

I went out with Tina Turner once but she was a bit frigid ...... I couldn't be doing with all her weird Nutbush & Titty limits.

 

"she's simply distressed!”

 

I used to go out with a bird who worked for Cadbury's, she loved it when I Whispa'd in her ear, bought her Roses and slipped her a few Fingers.

We got a bit heavy and agreed to take some Time Out, next thing I know I see her having dinner with some packer from the Fudge line.

 

No need to get your Snickers in a Twix Terry.

 

****ing slag, mate, I retaliated by making my own chocolate company, we sell Chocolate Oranges.

 

I should cocoa

 

Yeah you should, she works 12-8, so anytime After Eight will be fine, she loves a good chomp

 

Yes Terry...You are all gold marra..

 

She wasn't bad you know, little bit on the Chunky side, if she wasn't such a Lion bitch I'd probably take her back.

 

Yip mate..They can get you into allsorts of trouble..

 

You're such a nougat.

 

Give ower man ya toffee nosed git..

 

No, never gonna let her back in my life, Butterfingered her in the bogs at Belle Vue race track, not seen her since then, heard she's had a daughter... Baby Ruth.

 

Anyway...getting this thread back on track...My I deal job would be a croupier..