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  1. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    No size zero then michelin man
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I attempted to have sex with a lass I met on the internet ....... sadly I couldn't enter my log in <doh>
     
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    Not quite ready for the knackers yard yet marra !!!
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I once worked in a knackers yard and a huge lorry arrived with a delivery .......... what a load of bollox.
     
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    If APPLE made vehicles... Would they have 'windows' ???
     
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  6. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Steamy ones?
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I went out with Tina Turner once but she was a bit frigid ...... I couldn't be doing with all her weird Nutbush & Titty limits.
     
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  8. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬ Forum Moderator

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    "she's simply distressed!”
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Jan 27, 2015
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I used to go out with a bird who worked for Cadbury's, she loved it when I Whispa'd in her ear, bought her Roses and slipped her a few Fingers.

    We got a bit heavy and agreed to take some Time Out, next thing I know I see her having dinner with some packer from the Fudge line.
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    No need to get your Snickers in a Twix Terry.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    ****ing slag, mate, I retaliated by making my own chocolate company, we sell Chocolate Oranges.
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I should cocoa <doh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah you should, she works 12-8, so anytime After Eight will be fine, she loves a good chomp ;)
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Yes Terry...You are all gold marra..
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She wasn't bad you know, little bit on the Chunky side, if she wasn't such a Lion bitch I'd probably take her back.
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Yip mate..They can get you into allsorts of trouble..
     
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  17. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    You're such a nougat.
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

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    Give ower man ya toffee nosed git..
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No, never gonna let her back in my life, Butterfingered her in the bogs at Belle Vue race track, not seen her since then, heard she's had a daughter... Baby Ruth.
     
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    Anyway...getting this thread back on track...My I deal job would be a croupier..
     
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