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Funniest rumour of the summer so far?

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by sotonsaint, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. sotonsaint

    sotonsaint Well-Known Member

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    Liverpool to make a move for Southampton defender Jose Fonte.
     
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  2. Andoversaint

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    Messi to Accrington Stanley.
     
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    sotonsaint Well-Known Member

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    Dont understand why people bother wasting their time writing rumours on that website. It boggles the mind.
     
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  4. St George

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    the funniest rumour ever was last year , when DTLW said that puncheon said pardew was having an affair with jose fonte's wife <laugh> i heard from a good source that says that rumour is bullshit <laugh>
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Suggesting that Fonte might go to Liverpool is not funny from any angle. I shall have to lie down.
     
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  6. North Hants Saint

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    Says the person who then goes and reads it.
     
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    benditlikeabanana Well-Known Member

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    that pompey have money in the bank to build a squad
     
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  8. ThatThereSaintsFan

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    It made my heart flutter a little :/
     
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  9. OddRiverOakWizards

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    Southampton rumours have dried up a bit which can only be good news, as Cortese always works behind the scenes. I have a feeling we may pull a coup as nothing has been said about Maynard recently and Leicester have bought Nugent. Also as we need a left sided centre back Matt Mills has been linked, however I cannot see him going anywhere but the Premiership.
     
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  10. OddRiverOakWizards

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    Latest rumour on s*y sports news is Rebekah Brooks is to be released on a free transfer.
     
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  11. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Just got back from the pub where a bloke who knows someone who works at the club says that Nicola and Nigel have fallen out big time because Nicola refuses to sign any new players.

    Apparently the Liebherr family want out and far from putting money in they want to asset strip the club.

    AOC is a done deal and he is off to Arsenal for £25 million up front with the Liebherr family pocketing all of the money.

    The whole first team squad has been put up for sale and Cotterill and Sven are interviewing them all tomorrow with the prospect that they will all be signing for new clubs on Monday.

    The Academy in Marchwood has been sold to Arsenal including all of the Academy players. Wenger has bought a house in Holbury so he can oversee the operation and the proper management of the Academy.

    St Mary's stadium is going to be dismantled and transported to Farlington as the new home for Pompey.

    Ted Bates statue has been sold to a scrap dealer and all of the contents of the mega store have been bought as a job lot by Oxfam.

    The site in Britannia Road is going to be used as a temporary deposit for litter while the dustbin men are on strike and then it will be converted into a Tesco Superstore.

    All season ticket money so far collected will be used to buy season tickets for Brighton matches as Saints will not be able to fulfill their fixtures and no Saints fan would dream of setting foot in Fratton park.

    Cortese who is known to be the best mate of the Echo editor has been given a highly paid sports reporting job for life on the paper as a reward for making the Echo so welcome at St Mary's.

    On hearing about these rumours 99% of Saints fans who post on not 606 said it is disgusting and that they never trusted the Liebherr family from the outset.

    Finally the Daily Mail has said it will no longer print ficticious stories about Southampton FC. Now that has to be a load of old bo**ocks who can believe a word published by a newspaper?
     
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  12. OddRiverOakWizards

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    Ted Bates statue has been sold to a scrap dealer and all of the contents of the mega store have been bought as a job lot by Oxfam - are there a lot of Dan Brown books in the megastore currently?
     
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    Taffazolli getting resigned, and capped.
     
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    Rickie Lambert moving to Gillingham for an undisclosed fee.
     
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