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Lion v Tiger in a fight?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by King Shergar, Jan 18, 2015.

  1. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    I have not used the word fact, at the end of any of my opinions as Aldo has :biggrin:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Google worlds greatest ever heavywieghts and come back and tell us who is at the top of every list you find.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Is it Pud? <whistle>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Pud falls in to the upper limits super Heavyweight <whistle>
     
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  5. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Only someone who is uncomfortable with his own sexuality would have an issue with the UFC. There is nothing wrong with contact sports, I suppose you say the same about Rugby too? Boxers aswell are always hugging one another, covered in sweat, is this also queer?

    Not all fights end up on the floor, but some do, it's just what happens sometimes in a real fight. Fighting is not how it is portrayed by the likes of Bruce Lee in films and Steve Austin in wrestling! Usually when the fights on the floor someone is being punched, kicked, elbowed and kneed, quite often to the face. Or someone is trying to lock in a jujitsu hold that will break the other guys limbs if they don't tap.

    UFC is probably one of the toughest sports to compete in, I sometimes wonder wether some of these guys are sane the amount of abuse they are prepared to take, and still keep fighting. You'll rarely see a fight stopped unless someone has been knocked unconscious. It's not like boxing where a cut will have the doctors call off the fight.

    If you think probably one of the bravest and most physically demanding sports is queer, then you really should look at your own insecurities.

    Id also love to see you call one of them a queer :biggrin:
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ^^^

    Definitely gay. About 220 words longer than a straight man would post.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I think taking advice on contact sports from a guy who spent half a decade doing taekwon do without ever having a fight is akin to having cooking lessons from the **** who invented pot noodles.
     
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    In reality he's a black belt at Bi Kwon Do.
     
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  9. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    How many martial arts have you practised or studied?

    Fighting is when you set out to hurt your opponent, we never did that with people we trained with :biggrin:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. <laugh>
     
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    Aye nae bother House of Flying Dungers.
     
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    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    If you want some, il give it ya <laugh>
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aldo going to get a doing off of Mortal Cum Back.

    Little does he know that Aldo has the Fists of Fury (Where's Ma Dinner Woman? Power-Up)
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Better get on the big bag. Its time she was up anyway. Lazy cow
     
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    I've got a good one...Chick Norris in Gay Guys Go Black.
     
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    He won't like you slandering Chuck. Not one bit.

    Chucks a real fighter like Pattie Lebell.
     
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    He wrote an essay about UFC and how it's "real fighting". He's obviously never been in a real fight.

    Two muscle-bound ***s with padded gloves on, groping each other, isn't a fight. It's little more than state-sanctioned public homosexuality masquerading as a sport.
     
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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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  19. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Homophobic aswell as stupid <laugh>
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    Still, it's better than being gay and ignorant.

    Stupidity and homophobia can be worked on. Your gayness and ignorance will be a cross on your back until you die...of gay AIDS like some sort of Kung Fu Rock Hudson
     
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