Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I understand one of them was a Bjorn again christian.

 

I always fancied the blonde one in Abba ......... shave his beard off and I'd shag him senseless

 

Bjorn gin yon rodney

 

The drummer in ZZ top is the only one without a beard.

His name? Frank Beard. True dat.

 

Water Loo(ny)

 

And he wants to give him some Wellie and rive his Bone Apart..

 

I could make a pun about bones but I think I`ll leave it until tomarrow.



edit: this is getting bloody worse

 

Don't be 'spineless'... Keep 'ribbing' him!!

 

That was quite humerus.

 

Glad to be of cervix marra

 

That were a good one.

Can`t think of a good riposte to hit back with.

 

You're right Pops... It's becoming 'Lumbar-some'!

 

Need to branch out or I`m stumped again.

 

Bale's had a good night tonight... He scored a pen for Real Madrid.

There's your starter for 10 !!!

 

ffs

honestly, so called comedians don't make me laugh, it's small humour like this that gets me going

 

Stumped where to start.

How long would it take to get to Mike Ashley?

 

That's a 'silly point'... Have you no 'boundaries' ????

 

Sorry, slipped up there.

 

I was obviously 'wide' of the mark.... Apologies

 

Join in mate. All welcome. Dafter the better. We`re on cricket at the minute.

It only needs an umpire strikes back and off we go again in a different direction.