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Off Topic Things you never thought you'd hear someone say

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by bum_chinned_crab, Jan 23, 2015.

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  1. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    A bloke in the office just said his favourite album is by Dina Carroll.
     
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    I never thought I'd hear my sisters' fiancé say he was a One Direction fan.

    Not as bad as yours, I must admit.
     
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    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I never thought I'd hear steve Bruce say "I hold my hands up, I got it wrong today"

    Oh wait, I haven't.
     
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    'I've made a right **** up of this' - Assem Allam.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jan 23, 2015
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    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Well on that theme who thought Vincent Tan would say 'Starting from Saturday, 10 January 2015 and until the end of this season, our home kit shall be Blue'?
     
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    "Actually yeah, it's a good idea, it is just a name after all." = AKACTWD
     
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    "Happy Tiger just made an intelligent, insightful post".
     
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  8. Tobes

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    "Come to think of it, I do have the intelligence of a garden shed, so I'll pipe the **** down" - Mr Hat
     
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    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    "As we all know Hull is a football city" Terry Geraghty

    "Because of all the publicity having a Premier League club brings to Hull the council will do all it can to help them remain there". Terry Geraghty
     
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    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    This thread seems to have turned into "things people will never say", whereas - despite how inconceivable it might seem - the OP was actually said to me today!
     
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    Its funnier, and more childish this way.

    In that vein:

    "I am going to drop my obsession with Happy Tiger and stop being a childish twat". = Castro

    Also

    "I admit it, the Yorkie Terrier is a formidable animal, when crossed with the Jack Russell is the equal of the Honey Badger, possibly even harder." = Carmine
     
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    Honey badgers are **** all.
     
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  13. Party Hull!

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    "I have a degree" Patty
     
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    "I think we might only draw this game" The French Tickler
     
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    "Let's hug it out" Doveston
     
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    "Lee Evans is hilarious"

    Or, perhaps even more astonishing, some girl at uni yesterday.

    "I can't afford to go out tonight, I've got £100 to last me until tomorrow."
     
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    Steven Toast, Jan 23, 2015
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    Did she have a serious beak habit?
     
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    I'm no doctor, but if I was pushed to make a diagnosis, I'd say she has a serious case of the ****s.
     
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  19. Carmine Galante.

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    Pipe down.

    Pipe the **** down.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jan 23, 2015
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    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Just a ****ing weasel with an attitude problem.
     
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