I never thought I'd hear my sisters' fiancé say he was a One Direction fan. Not as bad as yours, I must admit.
I never thought I'd hear steve Bruce say "I hold my hands up, I got it wrong today" Oh wait, I haven't.
Well on that theme who thought Vincent Tan would say 'Starting from Saturday, 10 January 2015 and until the end of this season, our home kit shall be Blue'?
"Come to think of it, I do have the intelligence of a garden shed, so I'll pipe the **** down" - Mr Hat
"As we all know Hull is a football city" Terry Geraghty "Because of all the publicity having a Premier League club brings to Hull the council will do all it can to help them remain there". Terry Geraghty
This thread seems to have turned into "things people will never say", whereas - despite how inconceivable it might seem - the OP was actually said to me today!
Its funnier, and more childish this way. In that vein: "I am going to drop my obsession with Happy Tiger and stop being a childish twat". = Castro Also "I admit it, the Yorkie Terrier is a formidable animal, when crossed with the Jack Russell is the equal of the Honey Badger, possibly even harder." = Carmine
"Lee Evans is hilarious" Or, perhaps even more astonishing, some girl at uni yesterday. "I can't afford to go out tonight, I've got £100 to last me until tomorrow."