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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Like ant and dec though which is which is a mystery
     
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    Ant's the little one.
     
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  3. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    prefer PJ and Duncan and they suck
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    COWBOY BOOTS
    > Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots, > so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
    Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret, age 75, looked him over. "Nope."
    > > Frustrated, Robert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
    Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Robert, what's different? It's
    > hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging > down again tomorrow." Furious, Robert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S > HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
    > "Nope. Not a clue", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S > LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" Without missing a beat Margaret replied, > "Shoulda bought a hat, Robert! Shoulda
    bought a hat."
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    All liked out.
     
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  6. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    Hi Obi
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

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  8. Wherever

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    Can you help us, we think the non English singing bits might be Geordie
     
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  9. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    friday liking
     
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  10. Busy Being Headhunted

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    wey aye, man
     
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    Got you all liked
     
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    <hug>
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    what did he say
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    He said Wey aye man. Whatever that means like!
     
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    like
     
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    heavy like
     
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    A circus owner runs an ad for a "lion tamer wanted" and two people show up.
    One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with a great body in her twenties.
    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.
    He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.
    "Here's your equipment… a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

    The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."
    She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
    The lion gets all heated up, starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
    As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat, revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet

    The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!! He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"
    Then he turns to the old golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"


    The tough old golfer replies… "Possibly... but you've got to get that lion out of there first."
     
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    Do you like this joke kiwi <whistle>
     
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  19. Wherever

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    Like Ashley hehe
     
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    Liked All :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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