When I was small I went for a job as a pantomime cow ........ I was determined to get the lead role, not just one in the background. I wanted a speaking part but they said 'little boys should be scene and not heard'
I always tried hard at work, at my local nature reserve, but sadly my dyslexia eventually lead to my suicide. I had too many blushing crows and threw myself off a flock of bats.