Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Here you go mate, I'm sure you remember Wearside Jack

http://www.not606.com/threads/questions-about-newcastle.287545/page-11

Post 216

 

I tried a new curry last night, a Chicken Tarka.......... a bit like a Chicken Tikka but it's a little "otter"

 

I once tried using a net and bait snare for catching deer, I never caught any doe.

 

I was going to get a venison joint for our Christmas dinner but it was just too deer..

 

Staggering.

 

Just asked the missus if she fancies a trip into town... She replied "I would have done but it looks like it might reindeer" !?

 

Snow need for that

 

Sales are all finished now anyhow mate, you'll not get much bang for your buck today.

 

I know exactly how you veal.

 

You deserve the chop for that one..

 

I remember working in a meat factory. The union rep was the chop steward.

 

Bovine intervention

 

Every time there was a dispute he called a meating.

 

Sounds like a proper codsworth

 

That`s me cowed. In fact, I`ve herd it all now.

 

But on the udder hand maybe you haven't..

 

That`s terrible RAW. In fact it`s udder rubbish.

 

That is a very hurtful thing to say, but I'm willing to turn the udder cheek this time..

 

I didn`t mean to be insulting. I suppose the less said, the butter.