SAT 24 JAN 2015 - CHAMPIONSHI Watford v Blackpool15:00 FRI 30 JAN 2015 - CHAMPIONSHI Bournemouth v Watford19:45 SAT 7 FEB 2015 - CHAMPIONSHIP Watford v Blackburn15:00 TUE 10 FEB 2015 - CHAMPIONSHIP Brentford v Watford19:45 SAT 14 FEB 2015 - CHAMPIONSHIP Bolton v Watford Bl--dy hell all those Bs we´d better beat em by big margins or it b-ll-cks to our bromotion.
Bizarre! Hopefully the headlines will read Blackpool battered, Bournemouth bamboozled, Blackburn blitzed, Brentford bulldozed and Bolton barbarised* *I know that's not a word but I think it should be.
Great work by the match planners, we had 5 'B' matches in a row in September/October. Won two Drew three, from the 5 Bs to play this time the reverse results have been won 3 Drawn 2, Only B of the seven in the league to beat us are Birmingham, so if the results are repeated I'd be happy.
Lucky he didn't say 'bollocked' then - who knows what disturbing images would haunt your sleep tonight... But that starts with a P.... Peterhead are famous for only two things - the stench of sewage and fishguts that floats over the their pitch, and the fact that they are one of only three Scottish teams with a body part in their name...
When I played football the ref wouldn't let us start with a pee. He said we should have gone before we went onto the pitch. Mind you, at a second division Gambian game I saw once...