Transfer Rumours Hull City Winter Transfers Thread

I think he could probably kill them with a flick of his biceps in all honestly, let alone bully them.

 

Assuming he can get anywhere near them, he's 32 and 16 stone, must be about as mobile as an office block. I think not.

 

When does the ANC finish?

 

He looks about 75 in that photo, has he had a hard paper round?

His scoring record looks quite decent. I'd rather have a PL experienced striker though.

African Cup of Nations concludes on the 8/2/15

So it's not inconceivable.

 

Apparently we're looking at signing some female African striker.

 

I am sure that Steve Bruce will have looked at every available goalscoring striker. Either they will cost too much, their wage demands are too high or they have turned us down.
We are up to our bottom lip in a lake of Diarrhea and the speed boats are making waves!

 

Are there any floaters?

 

The Senegalese fella must have had a busy life if he's been made a Dame already. How nice.

 

If he's coming from Russia, expect a huge price tag.

 

How much would they charge on football manager?

 

Good goal scoring record last few seasons. If we could get a loan then that would keep domestic loan spot free

 

Aluko's sister? In our team just now she could probably do a job...

 

£58m.

 

And how often do these young wonder kids ever progress into full blown superstars?

Very rarely. It's a bit mad to say the least.

 

Got to be bullshit, he's ****e. Big, strong and fast which will serve well in the championship but he's got the ball skills of a Dr no and blindfolded Alex Bruce. He'd never cut it in the Premier League.

And what the sodding hell do we need more wingers for?

 

It's a very clever plan of Steve Bruce and his staff. Play 4 wingers down each flank and 2 central defenders. We just keep passing the ball down each wing and get a 0-0 draw and a point per game till the end of the season.
This plan could just save us!