Charnley Speaks (Brace Yourself)

God, I'd love to see the list of 80 applicants. I could use a good laugh.

 

Just seen on the bbc sport website we are 19th in world football in terms of revenue streams. With most likely the lowest wage to turnover ratio in the top 50 teams. What a ****ing joke we are. We must be an attractive proposition to someone To buy us and take us forward.

 

My application has yet to receive a response. Bitterly disappointed.

If they look at my Football Manager 15 record with Newcastle, it is impeccable. It is now Dec 2021, it took me a couple of years to sort them out. I have delivered 5 titles in a row now, and I'm well on course for a 6th and my best ever season. Currently 18 wins from the first 19 games (a pesky draw at home to QPR marred idespite hitting the woodwork 5 times). I've also delivered one Capital One Cup, 4 FA Cups, 1 CL, 1 Super Cup, 1 World Club Championship, 5 Charity Shields. I've spent less than I've sold. We now have a ridiculous rep, state of the training facilities, the best youth system (which is still producing ****e), the best coaches (Steven Gerrard and Becks among them). I also sign some little Serbian genius called Luka Jovic for 5.75m. He's worth 60m now and just won world player of the year.

I've turned down the Spain and Holland jobs (admittedly because both are ****e and ranked about 30th)

Not even a phone call. Disrespectful.

 

This is very confusing. 19th by revenue in World football, utterly solvent, but a ****ing joke?!

I take issue with a lack of reinvestment on the pitch, a mind-numbingly bad approach to ambition and cups, and the really poor PR. But financially we should be delighted.

 

I'm sick of this penfold faced tosser telling us what were already fully aware of to be honest.

Those people wanting more information from these ****s are clearly in need of resuscitation because if you can't work it out by now jesus Christ I feel like Albert Einstein in comparison.