I went out with an mollusc once ......... someone said it couldn't possible be my girlfriend. I said, "Of course she is, she's Michelle!"
When Paris Hilton took that overdose the police called me in to investigate. I took one look at the empty bottle of painkillers and said, "Paris eat 'em all."
Oh Noooooo! The winner. If there was one of them little chappies waving a white flag of surrender this is where it would go.
I thought they were for 'blowing bubbles' ??? Note to all... Avoid Michael Jackson puns if you can !!!!!!!!
There`s just been a couple of them struck off for dodgy share dealings. They said it was for incisor trading.