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  1. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Get to the point man. Stop being obtuse.
     
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    You spoilt my follow up, about it reopening in the spring for training porpoises <laugh>
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I went out with an mollusc once ......... someone said it couldn't possible be my girlfriend.

    I said, "Of course she is, she's Michelle!"
     
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    Brings a whole new meaning to shell shocked. <doh>
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    When Paris Hilton took that overdose the police called me in to investigate.

    I took one look at the empty bottle of painkillers and said, "Paris eat 'em all."
     
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    I hope this doesn't make me anemone of yours, but it was me who musseled in on her..
     
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  7. Home_and_Away

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    Now now.. We are all 'equal' 'laterally' speaking
     
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    Oh Noooooo!

    <doh><doh><doh><doh>

    The winner. If there was one of them little chappies waving a white flag of surrender this is where it would go.
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    This is just going round in circles now.
     
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  10. Home_and_Away

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    It's an ever decreasing thread
     
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    It's like that thread yer Mam told you not to pull otherwise the whole thing would unravel <doh>
     
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    Isn`t that what irons are for?
     
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  13. Home_and_Away

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    I thought they were for 'blowing bubbles' ???

    Note to all... Avoid Michael Jackson puns if you can !!!!!!!!
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Not sure that was threads mate. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Both will make a sticky mess if not done properly !?! (Amalgamate thread!!)
     
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    Are we on to dentists now? Be nice. They have fillings too you know.
     
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    The ones I've met are all full of gas 'n' air
     
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    Sounds like they would give you the needle..
     
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    I tried to shag a dental nurse once... But she wouldn't let me 'incisor'
     
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    There`s just been a couple of them struck off for dodgy share dealings.

    They said it was for incisor trading.
     
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