Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I used to start from the back, I gave up after Z though, I never did figure out Y.

 

I used to work for an Egyptian mould supplier, the wages were **** but the local culture was top notch.

 

did you think hard about quitting And teeter on the edge of staying?

 

When I worked nights sometimes the mechanism jammed and the letters would fall off the press ....... I always tried to catch a few z's.

 

Nah, I was too much of a sloth

 

Oh no... Are we getting back to trees again!?!?

 

That job was a great job, all you had to do was toe the line and mind your P's and Q's... I worked the P and Q line.

 

I had a job in a fireplace factory. It was grate while it lasted.

 

I went from there to being a chimney sweep. Didn`t soot me though.

 

Yeah WMS has told me about that, he's assumed your mantle now so I hear.

 

So can I with my new hearing aid. The trouble is it was made in China and I don`t understand a word of mandarin.

 

I'll bet your mobile provider is orange

 

Well that's you Peking Ducked then innit pops.

 

EE how did you guess?

 

I was an apprentice at a company that made aerials to go inside mobile phones, I only made antenna a day.

 

I used to write the ringtones ........ made quite a few notes.

 

I got sacked from my job making mobile phones for having an affair with the bosses wife.

I couldn`t resistor.

 

Now listen her sun..I'm the star round here OK..So be a sport and echo your own misgivings..

 

Don't let him bother you Terry, it's all just paper talk with him.

 

My mate who used to support Ipswich works in the toilets at a mobile phone shop. He's an ex tractor fan.