Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

She will be very across if she reads these comments..

 

I used to work in an abattoir, until I got caught porking the bosses wife, ****ing cow, hung me out to dry.

 

She's dead now, bless her 'Immortal essence of a living thing' (4).

 

Well, she had one across if that helps

 

You are being very cryptic about her, but I bet she was a right tea time teaser..

 

Now let me get ths straight:

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That's better.

 

She said she was so tiny she didn't have a hole ........ but I noticed a little chink

 

I could fill her in, in under two minutes, when I was on form

 

My first girlfriend said I had sex on the brain, I thought it fanny.

 

This thread`s doing really well. Normally you lot would be at each others throats by now.

Amazing. 11 pages and never a cross word.

 

Perhaps the 'solution' is to stay off football

 

it's a sign of the Times..

 

Its what gets one down and a cross in one go.

 

Hold the front page ......... RAW's had an Independent thought and suddenly he thinks he's Guardian of reason.

 

He does like to Express his thoughts, on this site. Maybe somebody should tell him, to write less and Observer more.

 

The thing with RAW is that he's a walking dictionary ......... sadly he's also a talking dictionary

 

I used to work in a dictionary factory, until thesaurus stealing from the vending machine and I got sacked.

 

Have a word !!!!

 

I started work at the same place rewriting the whole dictionary, but I quit after the first word ....... too much like aardvark

 

I used to work in a remould factory. Now I`m retired.