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Lion v Tiger in a fight?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by King Shergar, Jan 18, 2015.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT ALL THESE JOKES ARE ABOUT, I'M FELINE STUPID NOW!!!<grr>
     
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  2. King Shergar

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    I don't care if your a United fan, you are an imbecile if you genuinely believe Lee could beat Tyson<laugh>

    I myself am about 6'3 and weigh about 210 pounds, and I've done some martial arts training. However I'm not what you'd call an experienced fighter, and I'd probably get my arse kicked by a proper fighter. However I'd absolutely destroy a weak140 pound fraud like Bruce Lee, the guy is ****ing joke!

    No real fighter actually gives the dumb man any sort of credibilaty. I would literally love to be paired up in a scrape with him, as I'd rip up the little 140 pound wead in about 30 seconds <laugh>
     
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  3. monacoger

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    tut tut, *you're
     
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  4. King Shergar

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    The spelling police <laugh>
     
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  5. monacoger

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    Can I tell you all a better story(which is actually true)? About 2 weeks ago, I was out with my missus, the first time since we had been married and had the kid and I went outside to have a smoke after the starter. I said to the missus that somebody was in her car(which was a **** car), she said no it wasn't, but I said, yes it was, so I ran up to the passenger door and pulled it open and said, "what the **** you doing you ****?" he got startled and opened the driver's door and looked as if he was going to bolt, but he drove over the verge, which was about a foot drop. Luckily, there was an ex anti taxi violence unit cop in the restaurant who came out. At this stage the black **** who was trying to steal the car ran across the road into the getaway car and the ex cop, pulled out his gun and shot the getaway car 5 times, the car did get away, but my missus's car was ok, although I had to pay 450 rand to get it towed away(about25quid). Every Saffer, said to me afterwards, what the **** are you doing, generally the thieving ****s have a gun etc. I am not kidding, I could have been shot stone dead and joined that guy who used to be on here that died in Oz. Must surreal moment in my life. Just sayin.
     
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  6. monacoger

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    *Polis<ok>
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Awe shut the **** up or we will send Tina round to batter yer **** in.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Malingering black forgetting his gun. Typical.
     
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  9. Patience

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    <rofl>

    Yer a ****ing roaster, mate.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    6'3 and only 210lbs. That was me at age 20 <laugh>

    Height and weight can help but you're being very silly if you think you'd have a chance against Bruce Lee just because he was only 10 stone. How heavy is Floyd Mayweather? I bet he's a good few stone lighter than you too, but he'd still kick your arse.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    You do realise Bruce Lee is deid right?
     
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  12. King Shergar

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    Floyd Mayweather is a trained fighter who would easily kick my arse, Bruce Lee never fought anyone. He spent his days perfecting martial arts patterns, which are pretty much useless in an actual fight <laugh>

    It is like a footballer, practising kicking a ball, without an actual ball. Or a tennis player swinging a racket at nothing, is it going to make them better at those sports?

    Floyd Mayweather is probably a similar size to Lee, and I would be 100% convinced that he would beat Bruce Lee within 10 seconds. 1 punch and he'd be out cold :biggrin:
     
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  13. Patience

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    He was a trained martial artist, to a level you could only ever dream of but, hey, you've done a little MA and you're 6'3" and a bit fat, so you'd obviously batter him <doh>

    You're a *****.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    ^^^ missus ran off with a Chinese man.
     
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    Albeit a Black Belt *****
     
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    It never ceases to amaze me how many people on the internet are trained fighters.
     
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    Aye, especially when these trained fighters (Usually black belts) don't understand what Mixed Martial Arts means.
     
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  18. King Shergar

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    I'm not a trained fighter, I've never entered any real fights(the same as Bruce Lee) I just used to do martial arts as a way to keep fit.

    Being a black belt does not make you a trained fighter, as I had no fights to get there. The most macho thing I had to do was break through a few boards, I never had to break through a brick on my black belt grading as I was under 18 at the time. The rest of it was just learning and perfecting patterns, and also learning Korean terminology for the moves I was doing.

    Did it make me a better fighter? It probably would help. As it makes you more athletic and fitter, but it's impossible to say without fighting for real. Anyone with any experience in a proper fight would easily kick my arse though.

    Bruce Lee was offered the chance to compete against other martial artists who actually competed, and he declined every time, does that not tell you something?

    He knew if he fought in those real fights, he would have been exposed as the fraud he was, and his holier than thou reputation among hero worshipping idiots would have been in tatters :biggrin:
     
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    **** up, you ****, otherwise the Lebowskis Young Team will kick your ****ing **** in.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    It seems like your opinion on Lee is based on stuff you've read about him. Fair enough. But there's plenty out there that completely contradicts what you're saying.

    As for the whole "just a teacher" thing: that's like saying a maths teacher can't do sums, he can only teach them. Or that a driving instructor can only teach someone to drive, he can't actually operate a car himself <laugh>
     
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