Pump up the volume!!!

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ELLERS

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I am glad to hear that Bruce Buck (thats the Chelsea Chairman for the plastics) has ruled out recorded fan noise at 'Silent Bridge' however he still may pay people to sing at games. :emoticon-0136-giggl
If you need a few fans to make a noise and are willing to pay, let us know as we are always up for a sing along.
I am not knocking your cr@p home support by the way. I am not like Jose who thinks it sh@t. I can just do with some extra cash and i would do a better job of knowing a few Chelsea players, unlike this lot:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...Wars-characters-for-new-football-players.html
I mean that lot don't even know that Frank Lampard is a City legend?

Anyway if you need someone who can spot an ex player at half time and actually know his name or can sing the first line of 'Blue is the colour' without miming, Let me know as i always help out the people in need.

PS
I even know how to get to the ground without asking for directions!
So until then 'Pump up the volume' on the recored fan noise.
 
chelsea - over 100 years of history said:
Ha ha ha brilliant!!

How much noise did the 400 at Burton make!?!
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More than 116 at Everton (lowest away Prem turnout at Goodison for 14 seasons apparently)
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Imagine having fans in your home QPR end photographing a United player after scoring. Never seen that before. Shame. On West London Football and all the other forums Rangers fans are seething about how many tourists were at the United match in their stands.
 
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Another bizarre requirement for being a 'pwopa fan' in the world of Ellers is having to know your chairman!
 
Drogs said:
Another bizarre requirement for being a 'pwopa fan' in the world of Ellers is having to know your chairman!
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Im sure all 12 QPR fans are on first name terms with their chairman.
 
On a side note we need a moderator on this board......
I know its not the busiest, but we really need one.
 
My old man is in his 70s, supported Chelsea since he was a young lad and he wouldn't have a clue who Bruce ****ing Buck is.
 
My old man has passed, but he had supported Chelsea all his life (since 52), and he too wouldn't have had a clue who Bruce ****ing Buck is.

To be fair, the boardroom side of things has never interested me either. The only reason I know who Bruce Buck is, is because of the internet.
 
Bodanki' said:
My old man has passed, but he had supported Chelsea all his life (since 52), and he too wouldn't have had a clue who Bruce ****ing Buck is.

To be fair, the boardroom side of things has never interested me either. The only reason I know who Bruce Buck is, is because of the internet.
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That's cos Bruce Buck does his job largely outside of the media spotlight rather than media whore Fernandez who seems to think he's come sort of celebrity.
 
Ah bless 'ticket boy' replying with 3 posts making incorrect statements. Never mind the weirdo troll had to reply after my post (bless).
I was actually being serious about being hired out to sing at Chelsea games. I mean you could have used me to fill the blue empty seats on Boxing day, i could have moved from seat to seat singing and i was free in the morning. I would have preferred to wave the big flags but i hear you already pay people for that, gutted.

Maybe as you need to pump up the volume at Silent Bridge you could use a training video for the fans to learn? That way they would know the songs and who the players are at half time?

I also hear your forum here is a bit of a waste land? maybe Bruce Buck could pay some troll to have multiple accounts and make your site look busy. he could have different names like 'Ticket boy', 'attendance boy', 'Bluzz' 'London's only..... oops.
 
ELLERS said:
Ah bless 'ticket boy' replying with 3 posts making incorrect statements. Never mind the weirdo troll had to reply after my post (bless).
I was actually being serious about being hired out to sing at Chelsea games. I mean you could have used me to fill the blue empty seats on Boxing day, i could have moved from seat to seat singing and i was free in the morning. I would have preferred to wave the big flags but i hear you already pay people for that, gutted.

Maybe as you need to pump up the volume at Silent Bridge you could use a training video for the fans to learn? That way they would know the songs and who the players are at half time?

I also hear your forum here is a bit of a waste land? maybe Bruce Buck could pay some troll to have multiple accounts and make your site look busy. he could have different names like 'Ticket boy', 'attendance boy', 'Bluzz' 'London's only..... oops.
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Do you not get bored? Seriously?

Literally can't be arsed to continuously have the same tedious back and forth with you.

We make no noise, you can't get more than 500 at some away games, we are all glory hunters, you've never won anything blah blah blah.....
 
Harry Redknapp Is My Friend said:
If they were considering fake fan noise, the least they could do would be not to let news of it leak out. Pretty embarrassing no matter how hard attendance boy tries to turn it around onto QPR.
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Well I never thought I'd live to see the day where two rangers fans actually appeared on the same thread, almost up to the Everton away figures. <laugh>
 
chelsea - over 100 years of history said:
Do you not get bored? Seriously?

Literally can't be arsed to continuously have the same tedious back and forth with you.

We make no noise, you can't get more than 500 at some away games, we are all glory hunters, you've never won anything blah blah blah.....
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We can't get more than 500 at some away games? Great picking on the same 2 games.
In that case you can't fill out for some Champions league games and league games (Boxing Day). Happy with that as we have nothing to prove whereas you lot?
 
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